Galima nemėgti hito "You're Beautiful" atlikėjo Jameso Blunto dainų, tačiau negalima nesižavėti jo humoro jausmu ir savikritiškumu.

2013-ais išleidęs naują albumą "Moon Landing" James įrodė, kad turi ir tikrai aštrų liežuvį (o gal reikia sakyti - aštrią klaviatūrą?) - per šiuos metus jis savo "Twitter" paskyroje ne tik stoiškai atlaikė "heiterių" komentarus, bet ir labai šmaikščiai į juos atsakinėjo, todėl "The Poke" svetainė paskelbė jį 2013-ųjų "Twitter" karaliumi.

Publikuojame 30 juokingiausių Jameso atsakymų (anglų kalba):

30.
James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice
James Blunt: And no mortgage

29.
Does anyone still care about James Blunt?
James Blunt: Thanks for asking.

28.
my grandma just called james blunt a queer
James Blunt: Only coz I turned her down.

27.
I must be 1 of only 2 who genuinely likes every @jamesblunt song. The other person being him.
James Blunt: Nope, you're on your own.

26.
Oh god...who let James Blunt release another album?!
James Blunt: Your god can't hear you. He's listening to track 3.

25.
Bloody hell, why is James Blunt still going??
James Blunt: Viagra and coffee mostly.

24.
I have this dire need to listen to James Blunt when I'm menstruating
James Blunt: Useful feedback. I'll pass this onto my marketing team.

23.
Holy cunting Christ, your music makes me want to cave my own skull in with a hammer!
James Blunt: Be my guest.

22.
Fucking James blunt
James Blunt: What would you like to be doing right now?

21.
James blunt is a cunt
James Blunt: I foresee your career in poetry.

20.
James blunt is one ugly mother fucker
James Blunt: And how's your modelling career going?

19.
Every time that James Blunt opens his mouth I'd like to punch him in it
James Blunt: Glad you're not my dentist.

18.
I cannot put into words how much I hate James Blunt
James Blunt: Try singing it.

17.
@JamesBlunt why you only got 200k followers?
James Blunt: Jesus only needed twelve.

16.
Why does James Blunt have a new album and why would people want that?
James Blunt: I'm guessing you're a philosopher.

15.
I want to kick James Blunt... repeatedly... I dont know why
James Blunt: Easy spelling mistake, as K and L are right beside each other.

14.
Who is a bigger twat: James Blunt or Robin Thicke?
James Blunt: Me! Me! Pick me!

13.
Jesus christ, James Blunt's got a new album out. Is there anything else that can go wrong?
James Blunt: Yes. He could start tweeting you.

12.
James Blunt's back with a new single! This my be the worst thing that's happened in my life.
James Blunt: Good sense of perspective there.

11.
Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?
James Blunt: Damn thing's always getting caught under my feet.

10.
Who the fuck is cheering for fucking James Blunt??
James Blunt: My mum's in the audience.

9.
Fuck you james blunt
James Blunt: I'm sorry, but you'll have to get to the back of the queue.

8.
Out of 10 how gay is it that I like James Blunt's new song?
James Blunt: This one goes to eleven...

7.
I love James Blunt as much as I love herpes.
James Blunt: I love that you're not ashamed to admit you have both.

6.
James Blunt is a pathetic cunt #obviousrhymes
James Blunt: RT @Jamesmlvc JamesMLVC smells a little bit of wee #notsoobviousrhyme

5.
James Blunt. What a twat he is.
James Blunt: Like Yoda you speak.

4.
I try to hate James blunt but I can't
James Blunt: You obviously went to one of those schools where everyone got a prize.

3.
2 bullets, one gun, James Blunt and Noel Edmunds.. Without doubt
James Blunt: I preferred "2 girls, 1 cup", but whatever you're into.

2.
People who think you're beautiful -
1. Your parents
2. James Blunt
James Blunt: Only I was drunk at the time.

1.
I thought James Blunt died?
James Blunt: I did, but you'll NEVER guess what happened on the third day!?